Take the Ashwaria test! You good enuff for her???

WHO'S COLORED NOW GORA'S!!!
Dear whITE TRICK
>things you should know about me!
>When I was born, I brown.
>When I grow up, I brown.
>When I go in sun, I brown.
>when I cold, I brown.
>When I scared, I brown.
>When I sick, I brown.
>And when I die, I still brown.
>~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>
>You white TRICK
>When you born, you pink.
>When you grow up, you white.
>When you go in sun, you red.
>When you cold, you blue.
>when you scared, you yellow.
>When you sick, you green.
>And when you die, you grey.
>And you have the FUCKing nerve to call me colored?!

I want to make familier with the fact that
Bruce Lee was an Indian....

1) What was Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Moo Lee
2) What did Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ?
Tha Lee
3) What happened to the theater once a Bruce Lee
movie is over
Kha Lee
4) What was Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name ?
Saa Lee
5) Bruce Lee's favorite breakfast?
Id Lee
6) Bruce Lee's favorite festival
Diwa Lee
7) Bruce Lee's favorite Actress
Sona lee
8) Bruce Lee's favorite Music
Qawa Lee
9) What was Bruce Lee's pastime job?
Coo Lee
10) When did Bruce Lee die?
Fina Lee
11) How did Bruce Lee die?
With a Go Lee
12) What was Bruce Lee's favorite hill station
Kulu Mana Lee
13) Bruce lee's gardener...
Maa LEE
14) What was Bruce Lee's girlfriends name?
JU LEE
15) What was Bruce Lee called after he died??
DEAD LEE
16) This message sent from Calcutta by a
BANGA LEE Bruce Lee was an Indian

JOKE:
A Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typicallY chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat:
The American : Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Indian : Of course!
The American : We do not. We only eat the inner part, the crust is put In a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India.
The Indian says nothing.
The American continues : Do you eat this jelly with the bread? The
Indian repeats : Of course.
The American : We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for the breakfast, we keep all the peels and seeds in the containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India.
The Indian asks : And what do you do with the Condoms after you use them?
American : We throw them away, of course!
Indian : We do not. We keep them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to the United States.